The first tweet.
just setting up my twttr
— Jack (@jack) March 21, 2006
The time Oreo won the Superbowl.
Power out? No problem. pic.twitter.com/dnQ7pOgC
— Oreo Cookie (@Oreo) February 4, 2013
This sad, dark tweet from Martha Stewart.
just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered,attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths .life on farm
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 12, 2009
The legendary Oscar selfie.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 3, 2014
But pets have always been the true stars of Twitter.
what did we do to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/NkjbanT9gu
— kiersten (@kierstennamber) September 10, 2015
Even more so when The White House tweets about them (and kills it with a “Mean Girls” reference).
Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen. pic.twitter.com/Ez6hWGFpFc
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) August 13, 2013
Kanye West reminded us how much he loves himself.
I have discovered my single greatest quality. I care.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) March 13, 2016
Niall has no idea that One Direction is about to become a thing.
applied for xfactor,hope it all wrks out
— Niall Horan (@NiallOfficial) January 17, 2010
JK Rowling is full of sass for Twitter haters. But she’s also very insightful.
If you’re waiting for universal popularity, you’ll be on Twitter a VERY long time. xxxx
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 6, 2014
And we still don’t know what Cher is trying to say in her tweets.
I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry.
It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye
— Cher (@cher) April 23, 2012
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— CleanPix (@CleanPix) December 4, 2015